cafe caff
Welcome. Please take your mouse off of me.



so.
dead in here?


okay
so i looked back into my blog a bit. i thought... 'what... what IS, i mean, what WAS wrong with me when i put all that up on my blog.'  




late destination planning
even though the deadline was yesterday, and i handed it in, i could still arrange for an appointment to change it.

when i was in grade 9, i had NO IDEA what i wanted to be. i chose to work with computers. at that time, i glued my butt to the computer seat.

in grade 10, i unglued myself away from the computer seat. i still use it. i'm just free to roam the house now.

in grade 11, i had two business courses, which is where i am now. introduction to accounting, i got an 80 something, and i was bored to hell. now, i'm in the beginning of The Individual and the Economy. it's boring. and so far, i haven't done much to tolerate the boredom fed by this class. it's just me + laptop and that's my getaway from it.

so i handed my course selection sheet in for grade 12, the final grade in HS. it's crazy. from what i heard, i chose one boring business class, and one intensely boring business class. that was done yesterday.

today, a guest came in. someone from the Art Institutes came in to present the Art Institutes. at first, i thought this was going to have nothing to do with me, but at the end of the presentation, my mind changed. at first, i was gonna ignore the sign up sheets. finally, i rushed to get my pen out and filled it out.


now the problem is getting this to my mom. it's the typical belief that anything related to art will earn nothing in the real world. she prefers i stick with business.

so ... help  





new
tore down the old one away and painted a fresh one over it.

not because i wanted to deny that it ever existed, but because it was just simply getting nowhere.


www.i-doser.com
that's why you need its antidepressants.















=]




wow.
i looked at my previous blog posts. i looked at what those 'vague' topics were based on.

and i thought

i must be nominated for the world's top 10 idiots, despite my 12_ on my previous online IQ test.





My biorhythm, taken from my Facebook profile, as of today:
Emotional: You're far from your emotional peak. Be gentle with yourself. (-78 % and falling.)

Secondly, I'm supposed to be emotionally bashed lately, from what happened recently, and what isn't happening.

But I've been finding ways to numb it out, and I've been acting hyperactive lately...

and... this is weird. First, I'm hyperactive and up. Fraction of a second passes, my mind wanders back there, and I'm down. Then, instantly and suddenly, I'm a happy camper.



um... doesn't that mean I'm going to go insane? I once heard that there was a news article saying that multi-tasking leads to loss of sanity. Why? We have one head. When we multi-task, we don't split ourselves. We give each task its own turn... And that's how insanity works from multi-tasking.



so...
help.  




lotion
Alright. Short blog here.


So my room's a mess, right? Aaand ... there's stuff around...


There's also a bottle of hand moisturizing cream around.

Okay. I'm in Canada. It's cold outside. When I go outside... my hands get dried. It's not sitting there because there's a computer right in front of me that's connected to the Internet where there's all sorts of stuff I can explore around.

   
...
that's all.




I saw school buses
I took this dream is a warning, but didn't do anything about it. That's when I was feeling a bit stupid. Now, I take it that whoever, inside my head, decided to visionize that dream was informing me of my idiocy. I've drawn myself to something inevitable. Anyone thinking logically would have seen this coming. (yes. missing details. i don't need to give out details).


The setting was set to an intersection on the opposite side of the park outside my window. I assume that I was walking to school. This road had two lanes for drivers driving in the direction of the school I go to.

So this intersection had stop signs for each, four way. The school buses were lined up on the lane to the right. The first bus stopped. The bus behind the first bus did not. Instead, that bus decided to pass the first bus, and disregard each stop sign and sped its way to the school.

I woke up. Didn't take it seriously.  





Dreams
I heard they come true after the third one of the series, as long as the story isn't shared.


so, I had Episode 3 done this morning. It... will come true, right?   




...
Another day just passed.  




last blog for 07?
i just looked over my old blogs and thought i was an idiot those times for posting them up.

anyway, i'd like to exercise my randomness just before 07 ends (unless i should go again tomorrow).

1. when msn contact cards were new, sky king managed to get ahold of my contact stuff. so then i was out volunteering at some children's camp. then my cell phone, that i didn't silence made that text message  'beepbeep beepbeep'. it said 'Sky King says HI!!!' or something close to that. yup. i got a long distance phone call.

2. i like eating. not always, but i still like it.

3. this year, i made a few youtube accounts. none of the videos have much on them.

4.  i plan to get my eyes zapped.

5. i'm bored right now

6. i'm out of creativity for my randomness

7. oh wait! yeah! i went to NYC this summer. i ate a big pizza.

8. i also had a ... drink , of some kind, from starbucks. green tea flav'd. wasn't what i expected.

9. my brother almost got ditched when he walked into the subway in NYC . the door was closing, and we were still far behind. the conductor or someone must have seen us like 'ZOMG NOOOOOO' and opened the door for us.

10. i consider 2007 to be my first actual visit to the USA. i don't count flying over the US on a plane headed/from bermuda.

11. List of places I went to (USA) on a looong car (or van) trip
  • Frankenmuth, MI
  • Chicago, MI
  • Outlet malls around Chicago
  • Some mall in Detroit. I survived (NO WAI)
  • Philadelphia, PA (and places around it...)
  • NYC (Staten Island and Manhatten)
  • All across NJ
  • Outlet Mall in Waterloo, NY
12. The first trip (Chicago), I was away from home for 72 hours. Not 71 or 73. I mean 72. Left home at 4 am, came home at 4 am.

13. While coming home from the Chicago trip, I was trying to fall asleep. After ten minutes of forcing my eyes to stay closed, I fell asleep. Stopped at a gas station, got iced cappucino. Continued the journey home. Fell asleep instantly.

14. My dog looks like a mouse. I make fun of him that way.

15. My mouse just screwed up. The right-click got stuck.





I'll get over it .... or will I?


=O  




Pessimism
When I answered  'What is your worst enemy and why?' for my English journal, it came to my mind. My answer was silence, and my explanation is based on pessimism.

Usually, I am optimistic to find myself to be optimistic, because I pretend to be optimistic. I've pretended for so long, I, for a while, have been truly convinced that I am optimistic. But with recent events, and what caused my previous blog post ('IT'S LIKE A WHIRLWIND INSIDE OF MY HEAD'), I've been thinking about it, and I finally decided to admit that I am a pessimist.

I first decided to support this statement with the tendencies of my imaginative mind. I won't lie, but when I act mature, this pessimistic portion of my mind does the complete opposite. I imagine the worst that could happen in any situation, or I think of doing something really stupid, beyond what I would realistically behave like.

Confused? Here's an example. You have to seriously enrage me for me to resort to enhancing my vocabulary with words that would usually be censored on TV. On a music trip, I performed in a church, and before any questions spark, I'm an athiest, an open athiest, that is. So, I act all mature and stuff inside the church, but inside my mind, where the pessimism is, it generates each unholy word I have ever known.

If you were to ask someone I knew who have never read this blog entry, they would say I'm an optimist. Before I thought of this, I would answer the same. I have ignored my pessimist mind for years. Recently, it's bothering me.

And I really don't know what else to say... That's all, I guess




IT'S LIKE A WHIRLWIND INSIDE OF MY HEAD
AAAAA



Spy
i don't get it.
why would a spy want to have my computer?





Stuntman
my career as a stuntman... is about to end. it gets tiring.

the stunts i do are what i call last-minute stunts. i've been doing it for two years, and it's not fun at all. when i started doing these last minute stunts, i've screwed up my grade 9 marks badly. whether or not it's because i didn't take high school seriously, or if i really did think i could pull these last minute stunts... that's irrelevant. it's done.

however, my grade 10 last-minute stunts were better. they went from 70s for last minute stunts, to... a 98...


so now, i have a music history exam tomorrow. why do i even take history? i didn't want to, and i don't want to. it's required for me to obtain my grade 10 piano certificate, and right now, i don't really care if it's another way to get the money out of me. then on saturday, i have a music harmony exam. it's not fun. it doesn't feel fun right now, and it's tiring.


so hopefully, this will be my last stunt.  




REVEAL
JF, or the M4 guy, was the first to know. My first picture of my face posted in somewhere public. Public forums.

Then, I was about to surprise the one we know as Kao here. BUT THAT RETARD COULDNT KEEP A SECRET.

To M4 guy: When you play that game again, and you use the M4, I'll pwn you with a USP.


So...

http://bbs.conqueronline.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=5832513
Please... keep it down




STALKER
i dunno why sky king would even look into my MSN profile. apparently, he found my contact card which had my cellphone number while i was at summer basketball camp as a volunteer teaching kids and making sure they do stuff properly.

I got a long-D text message, and since it was just fffjjj (the second fffjjj, the one with an invisible character not space, squizzle user) who has been the recent ones sending me text messages, i thought it was him forwarding MSN msgs to me. i was unaware of the sender.

then DAYS later, i noticed.. hey.. what area code is this?
304.


then i was like... ZOMG HE REALLY DID SEND ME A LONG DISTANCE TEXT MESSAGES.

so tomorrow, i'll consider removing my cellphone number from my contact card, if i remember to.





and if u do find my number, text, no calls plx. i need to sleep. i'll wake up tomorrow early for volunteering at a camp. again.  




NON-FICTION
Splinter Cells...


THEY'RE REAL.






Absence
He's a friendly character, but shy. I had plans that after the school year, I'd turn my attention to him more, letting him go outside. He doesn't need my supervision, because whenever he felt the slightest threat, he'd be running home. But why did he leave before I finished my school year?
Some questions can't be fully answered, just as why I'm blogging this 10 months after it happened.

That day had to be one of my worst. I don't know why it had to be the week, exactly seven days, before the end of the school year. When I came home for lunch, I saw the cage by the door, as if someone's leaving the house.

They told me his life would be better now. He has the attention he needs, and he's somewhere I don't know. Sometimes, I wonder if that's not true. It's true that he doesn't get much attention at home, except by me when I'm not busy. When I was still at that age, I took it seriously, that cats with his description can understand the language we speak. I spoke with him when nobody's around. Sometimes, I would share my stories. Sometimes, I would say something to comfort him.
I was the only one who understood him. No, maybe I was the one who thought I understood him while the other three people of my family didn't care. Sometimes, I would wonder, if his new owners would understand him.

The day he left, probably June 21, 2006, was the day I came home from lunch to find such news. It was unexpected, and easily disagreeable. It was too unbelievable. I lost my feelings at that moment. The car was here, ready to transport him. I was less than a feet away from him, as he struggled to open the cage. I knew I had fingers, with the ability to open the door of that cage. I knew that if I opened it, my parents would show their disagreement, and put him back into the cage. My ability to speak was disabled by the shock. I stood by the window, and saw the car leave the driveway. It was out of sight for a moment, but as it crossed the park, I saw the car. I knew what - no, not what, who's in there, but I couldn't feel, or think. All I knew at that point was that there would be no more of him.

It was last week that I had the dream that disturbed me, and brought this memory back. I was at my grandparent's house. I ate. I finished. Then, they told me 'look who's sleeping on the couch'. The quotes aren't accurate. It's a dream. Quotes can't be accurate. I saw a white cat with two stripes on his head. He looked like him, but not enough. I greeted him my way, but he almost managed to scratch my face. He was never agressive like that. I looked at his face, and it was different. It wasn't the same, friendly face.

A few weeks before that, I had a dream. My dream rallied the two of them. The cat, and the dog. The cat was just different, and same with my dog. They acted differently, and I was stupid enough to think they were back. I woke up feeling like a sunken ship, and I received the message well.

 I'd like you to meet 'Maruba'. I didn't make that name. Nobody in our family did. He changed his owners twice now. I was still pretty small, and young the day I met him. He's friendly, and lazy. He had to move because the apartment didn't want him to stay there.


Also, meet Mickey. He's a three year old Papillon dog. He stole the cat's attention. I know he didn't mean to, but sometimes, when I look at him, my mind would just shout 'WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?'.

Mickey's still here. He went well with Maruba.

I wish he would just come back, but I know that's not going to happen.




Hello
I'm back.

You people should suggest some topics. I'll start BSing about them.




Prem

look! ima premo member!

anyone care to remind me where i got it from?





Coincidence
why.
why.
why.
why.
why.
why.
why

does it keep happening every night.
i just finished my work, with a crapload of effort put into it for like two hours. i got full privacy

then, i decided to try my new hax for The Specialists. one minute into testing, my dad comes and finds the game on.

it keeps happening for some reason, and it's not that fun.




Immune?
so i watch CSI while i eat... heh. an entire episode with my food. eating.

not only that, i've fallen for internet link traps when i didnt know much about THE INTERNETS.

so im immune? i don't get disturbed that much anymore...




busy
busy busy busy




discusss




random...
The Ultimate Showdown.
it sure is some random stuff.







Immunotherapy
i get shots every tuesday right after school. immunotherapy. mostly house dust mites, some mixed grass, some mixed ragweed. not only that, i randomly get my shots on the Internet through trap links,  and forum posts waiting for a delete/ban.  i've been onto google image search for school projects and some result were disgusting, and related to my search request in a sick, demented way.
i have been introduced to the internet a long time ago, which i've lost count. i don't count that  into my two years. after using dial-up (which i didn't do much on) for many years, i started using hi-speed connections in March '04.  that's where i start counting my time of internet experience.
since then, i've began seeing unwanted gross stuff. i see it, i fast a day. my reaction to gross content on the internet  was serious. i just realized now how immune i am to general grossness.

it should be last night when i was on squizzle chat. i have a habit that activates randomly  to check out the person's profile. what i see on the picture, someone playing with the human body. weird, disgusting 'surgery' to the eye. and hell yes, there sure was blood. it was so gross, i couldn't tell if it was fake or real, but it could be real. after all, there are people in the world doing all these kinds of weird shit.
if this happened two years ago, i would probably.. gah, can't even imagine my reaction.  calmly, with my rear-end still attached to the chair like nothing happened, i suggested that the picture would be changed. if anybody was there to witness that, i'm sorry if i sounded i got freaked out, but honestly, i didn't.

conclusion: Internet is my immunotherapy to gross stuff.




Impatient
my brother was a victim of being impatient.

if anyone of you don't know about it, when you play a game on Steam, the escape key brings you to the menu. Server lists, make a local server, options, quit, and maybe other games. you press it again and the menu goes away and you're back to the game.

for some reason, he's against me playing stuffs before i finish my work. i alrdy did work my ass off for 90 mins. on the computer, i have been shooting muskets for 5 minutes on battle grounds (www.bgmod.com). he comes in saying its not fair that i get to play. he keeps pressing the escape key.

k fine, i'll do my hmk and then when u GTFO, get back to the game, but noooo he keeps smacking the escape key. (no, alt f4 doesnt work in this game). its been some fighting until my mom makes him GTFO.

i get no trouble. just some peace and quiet 




New pic
Yup,
I just let my love for that kind of handrawing make such pic.


for some reason, i just love how hand drawn lines in flash mx loses its perfection. it looks so damn leet.




Bump
Let this be a bump to push the 'K' away from the updated blog list.



upgrade
seems like im at it again.

ive chosen my  music for teh improved page here, and also, gonna work on some kind of banner.


then i gotta start listing interesting topics.





caffeine's better place.
coming .. pretty, really, rly soon...




Toast
i like toast.



uh
i dunno wtf happend so im gonna take it off
comments are left until someone tells me to make it GTFO 




Delay
today has its own theme for me. its the day i find out two similar things.
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first off, sony is delaying the PS3 (Paystation 3) to europeans. this isn't the first time. they already have done this before. heh sucks, doesn't it?
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yup, some of you may notice, my internet connection is provided by the worst, but famous ISP. its in my blog somewhere, and shouldn't be hard to find. i've been humuliated from posting screenshots of my desktop, without censoring the most hateful icon ever. another useless hint (since you've already probably guessed it), this ISP comapany has recently done the biggest screwups (to their customers, including me, and biggest gift to others).
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AOL, also known as, Gay O L, also known as A O Hell, also known as Gay O Hell. If that's too much to remember, I have names pwning in simplicity. Names are Pure Bullshit, Half Bullshit half BS, load of crap, piece of shit, GTFO, etc.
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see, the original story is to get it over with quickly. this really gay connection was meant to be with me for just a few days under half a month. why did i even bother? oh blame the ISP before that. they charge $70+ for a DSL connection, just 3 times faster than A O Hell, and a broken 2GB limit. so screwing that ISP, switched to AOHell as a temproary ISP, so at least I get some time on in between. in april, i should get hispeed.
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NOPE. how about wait til school ends? okay fine july it is. (since my mom saw me drop 5% in some classes from 80 something%)
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NOPE. how about enjoy the summer [of mostly staying home, and going insane over a crappy connection]. wait until september, which is odd since that's when school starts.
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NOPE. how about show me the mark updates on school at the end of the month. meaning at least october is when i'm gonna get hispeed, or maybe stick with world-record gay connection.
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see that? that's pure bullshit. i just learned that. i felt so pissed, i had to let someone know this BS, other than my parents, since they're gonna piss me off further. so i just sign on to MSN and mal tells me what a noob this ultimate noob on squizzle chat is. and then i said. 'i am currently... f***ing pissed off'. told the story, '
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all those delays, what's it sound like? sounds like sony.
Fiber says:
sounds like, paystation.

then it came to this

Fiber says:
'sbe like, ey, im chillin.
Fiber says:
at the moment you are caffeine, you are not yourself, you are an internet person, you project yourself as you wish to be, there is no annoyance here.




Appearance
yay! it's fun getting one word titles, just like mal. café caff, just like Café Mal.
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that little line, just like mal's... except i use one and he uses two.
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It has been brought to my attention, that JF, aka M4 guy here, thinks he knows what I look like IRL. i havent posted any pics of myself (except for my mom's friends. they have their own private forum). m4 guy said to me on AIM, ' i have a pretty good idea of what you look like'. i'm like WTF. how does he know? the only time my pic got posted was on a private forum and my baby pic in the background pf a pic of my dog.
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i guess this is where it all started. so he looked at my profile, and my comments there got me wondering what i look like. or how about a 'what does caffeine look like' club, or something like that. there was kao's ms paint drawing of the sleepy version of me.Click for my profile

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here's what he tried to guess
first attempt
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last time i've seen a rat was when i was in my garage, and i heard something behind me. i see this shadow zooming in the darkness and gone...
second attempt.

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umm that's scary, k? now scroll down some. i reveal a shadow of myself in daylight, just so m4 guy will stop bothering me, and so that i get my blog bumped up on the main page.
scroll down for it.

































































































here are some comments. this pic was taken in bermuda, what i call Day 2, counting day 1 as the day i didnt sleep and left home. this boat belongs to.. someone popular in bermuda, to those who watch this TV program im not gonna bother talking about. thats me, covering my face from the sunlight. its probably 6pm there, which is 5pm ET. k?
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Refresh
caffeine's clog is to be refreshed. by refreshed, i mean a fresh new name for this blog, fresh new appearance, fresh new topics,  because i feel like starting something fresh here. why? im starting a fresh new year at school. it's not gonna be like last year.

last year at school was a disaster. my first semester went from fresh, pwning new, to bullshit. my second semester went from fine to fine.

this year, i'm planning for my semester to go from fresh to as fresh as it can be, all the way to june '07. there's gonna be no bullshit. should there be BS, it shall be picked up and then composted into something good. you see, there's no elevator that goes up. elevators go down, and stairs go up.

now drop that topic, welcome back to this page. this page needs a new appearance, new banner, new chatbox due to its increasing popularity, new fancy tricks. why is this so damn plain? because i dunno how to make it not plain. ive seen books on 'computer stuffs, read me pls'. i wanted it, but noooo. my parents thought libraries = god. libraries to me = look around, ARGH! WHERE COULD IT BE? ask... STILL! WHERE COULD IT BE!!!

of course, i could get help, but there are people i don't want to know the name caffeine and connect it to me. there are also people who need their own time. i dunno how im gonna get this done, but i plan on using the internet's greatest weapon of mass info.
Google.

i dunno how im gonna do it, but if girls who get fancy blogs from copy and pasting from google'd websites, why can't i do it?

Refresh is published at 23:00 ET, september 2, 2006. the new blog shall be coming soon. i dunno how soon, but soon. i just don't have the time now, or tomorrow, since i gotta gtfo this house.

-pt 1-
MalaNIsmo has agreed to teh new... café caff! psh only the name..




Bermuda > Home? pt.1
it  feels dead here at home. and its different.
last year, when i came back from bermuda, i was like.. YAY NO MORE NARROW ROADS.
this year, im like.. k this is dead.
in bermuda, during a car trip, i would be like WAHHHH IT ALMOST CRASHED! while walking by foot, i'd be like OMG! TEH CAR ZOOMED 2 INCHES FROM ME.  the bus drivers were like so pro. even in a narrow road where the bus leaves an inch left of width on the one way lane, the bus drivers continue to rest one hand on the steering wheel. while the other one is outside waving 'Hi ppl!' to the ppl outside.

now that im home, i don't get to have that anymore. when i walk on a road, and a car passes by, the car leaves a quarter its width on the lane. when a road's width has been narrowed due to construction, no1 dares drive like ppl do in bermuda.

so dead...




back ^_^
im back... so then yeah. i'll post some stuff.

the airport security wasnt much of a problem. they only ban liquids.for Air Canada, just show them your electronic stuff working and it can go with you.

August 15, 2006
did NOT sleep, but i did fall asleep for an hour... the drive to the airport was leet, because the lights on the highway looked 1337. add some music, and im hugged. saw sunrise at the airport, while lining up to let them take our baggage. yup. lol'd at the sunrise, because of that music vid. go on youtube, search bakafish, go for the sunrise, sunset one. okay so i was at the security check, right? i pissed one of them off, because... i had a load of junk on my keychain 3 keychains, attached to a wallet, 3 keys, laser pointer (allowed here), white LED light, blue LED light, .5 GB USB thing, a confusion those necky things (main camo, black for USB). not only that, my MP3 player is shaped to confuse people that its a lighter.
okay so i flew to BDA and yeah.
so then that evening, went to horseshow bay beach and went back to my aunt's apartment and slept.

to be continued...




omg where did caffeine go?
yay! i almost didn't sleep at all this night. i managed to only fall asleep for an hour, 3am to 4 am. now its 4:30. in 30 mins (4:40 now. i disconnected, so 20 mins), im leaving to the airport...
some of u may know where im going, but just for it, go ask them if u rly wanna kno. about the news on what happened in UK, yep. it's slightly annoying. got the news long before i started packing, so... yeah. it would rly suck if all the stuff has to be trashed.
kinda sleepy, and gonna  be back on 25th.
i noticed that the US would be having school start now or something... oh well haha. i get to come back 5 days before i get to pick up schedules, and stuff.




Annoying Lag, Pointless Speed
This is kinda pointless, and wrong in some way.
Summer (in here) is usually time for entertainment, and not really homework, right? As many people, I <3 my computer. Summer is a time I would spend popping heads on FPS games, streaming vids, and other hi-speed stuff.
After summer, there's not really a need for a hi-speed Internet connection. Maybe sometimes, but not a lot. Mostly spending my day at school, after school stuff, and homework, leaving a small chunk of time for entertainment.

For me, it's switched around.
Summer, I get the famous ISP. Famous for lag, famous for the recent release of private information to the public, famous for overpricing 56K connection to the Internet, and famous for 'You've got mail!', which is more like 'You've got frustration!' when many customers tried to cancel the service when customer support brings up a loong conversation, usually concluding with an active account.

Guessed it yet?
AOL, also known as Gay o L, or AOHell to some people (some may represent the word many).
$25.90/month for dial-up service, fragile connection, ultimately flawed software, spammed startup, overpriced fee, etc.
The entire summer, I get to use it. Maybe I should get the title '(Not) Proud Lagger of AOHell'.

The story sucks more as finally get to switch to hi-speed few days before school starts.

Back to the 'AOL sucks', here's something I noticed.
There's an ISP charging a few dollars less each month for an Internet connection with double the speed, no phone line usage, and software respecting my computer. AOL's software does the following.
1. Takes long to load.
2. Ignores your request to run the exe most of the time
3. When it disconnects, the program FREEZES, and you can't do shit about it, other than Alt+Ctrl+Delete, which will further screw up the software
4. Once the software is screwed, it won't do shit. Your only choice is to either get a better ISP, or restart your computer. I tried logging off and on, and it doesn't fix anything.
5. When it's done connecting, HOLY F***! If you want your computer to continue running, you damn well better close those three memory-eating windows, and minimizing the main window, that won't GTFO.
6. While closing windows at start up, just hope that it won't freeze.
7. When you want to disconnect, you need to wait a while. You need to wait for the lagging window to show up, or freeze while loading.
8. When there's a problem with connecting, you can click Cancel alright. The next thing that needs to be added is the 'respond' command.
9. When you show people a screenshot of your screen, that mandatory, annoying AOL 9.0 Optimized window is usually humuliating (yes, I've been through it). If that's trying to get more customers, it's more like humuliating a customer.
10. They continue showing advert popups to people who have already paid them. If I owned a company, I'd only show popups to free or people with cheap service. AOL's dial-up ain't cheap. Especially if I can get rid of AOHell troubles with just few dollars less.




gone o.O
on tuesday, im gonna wake up early like hell to drive an hour or so to that toronto airport, k?
and then im going to a small island..





lol no rly. bermuda, k? coming back on 25th.

-EDIT-
OGM! AHHH LULZ!
ok im not the one driving. my dad is, and i'll just fall asleep.  




Nightmare
yeah lol. it made me lol.




loligator make ppl lol
I lol'd at this vid







My hand... (now with coarse language)
It hurts. really bad.
i slammed my fist down on a hard surface from frustration that:
1. i wasted a full yesterday of chances to do good stuff, while i have to guard my computer in case my brother screws up an important download.
2. my parents wont switch from DAMN DIAL-UP (dont call be noob) to HI-SPEED

yes, im in the mood to swear buckets of words






Dear AOL

I hate you so fucking much. I wasted a day last night just to load one fucking file. You wasted one fucking day, when I could be doing my homework, outside running around, or relaxing at home. Now what the fucking fuck?  I stayed at my computer guarding  it  from my brother who screws up my fucking downloads, and if it weren't for your fucked up lag, I would have been sitting here relaxed and peacefully. Why the fuck do you charge so much for such a fucking lagged internet service? It's not like anyone loves it, but why? Why the fucking fuck? You charge so much for a fucking crappy service, where as my parents bitch about how the phone is in fucking use.
I have a conclusion here. Fuck you, AOL D=.  




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Watch... Battlefield 2 Parody.



My first comics.
so... I finally made comics for Conquer Online (www.conqueronilne.com). You can find it at http://bbs.conqueronline.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=234683, but why go there when I posted it here already?

Episode 1.
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And... part two.
After reading this, I included my creator's notes for you to read, a direct copy and paste from the ConquerRPG Forum.

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First pic: I had to go to the furniture NPC... My house is full of lamps (and a tree)
Second pic: It's pretty annoying here. Had to quickly switch to other screen.
Third pic: No comment.
Fourth pic: No comment.
Fifth pic: No comment.
Sixth pic: The original one got ruined when someone got married. I already deleted my character, so I had to go re-create it.
Seventh pic: Oh my, ArrowsUnited bought frauded DBs.
Eigth pic: I hate it when other ppl jump on my bed irl, espicially when their feet go near my pillows. Yes, I said pillows.
Ninth pic: Another annoying moment because I'm doing this solo.
Tenth pic: I don't recall kneeling there, but since it's been done, and I'm too lazy, I'll leave it as it is.
Eleventh pic: Stupid GM messages, this is a second take.
Twelfth pic: LOL I checked the dictionary for Twelfth.
Thirteenth pic: I DCed. Simple as that.
Fourteenth pic: Welcome to the ACTUAL Bot Jail.
Fifteenth pic: No comment.
Sixteenth pic: Bot Jail's pretty annoying. The people (person in this case) keeps disappearing and reappearing. This pic is the second attempt.

That green d00d probably starved in bot jail since I didn't give him enough to escape.
ArrowsUnited... is still alive
That... 'staff member from TQ'.. LOL I originally meant to name her 'FAKE_Ruby[GM]'. The game doesn't accept any 'GM' or 'PM' from anyone who registers...

and about the final message... I haven't really tested it yet, because I have a jar at home labelled DB money. I'm collecting it so that.. when I can pay for it somehow, I'll get DBs. I just thought of it, not like I tested it or anything. To me, it sounds like a working solution. A ban dummy for TQ.

Hey cool, a fraud DB jail. Perhaps that should be a new addition! ... Nah, just crowd up the servers.





Pizza Pwnage
look what i found!!! got this from http://bbs.conqueronline.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=234106

Researchers claim eating pizza regularly reduced the risk of developing oesophageal cancer by 59%.

The risk of developing colon cancer also fell by 26% and mouth cancer by 34%, they claimed.

The secret could be lycopene, an antioxidant chemical in tomatoes, which is thought to offer some protection against cancer, and which gives the fruit its traditional red colour.

But some experts cast doubt on the idea that pizza consumption was the explanation for why some people did not develop cancer.

They said other foods or dietary habits could play a part.

Lifestyle

The researchers looked at 3,300 people who had developed cancer of the mouth, oesophagus, throat or colon and 5,000 people who had not developed cancer.

They were asked about their eating habits, and how often they ate pizza.

Those who ate pizza at least once a week had less chance of developing cancer, they found.

Dr Silvano Gallus, of the Mario Negri Institute for Pharmaceutical Research in Milan, who led the research: 'We knew that tomato sauce could offer protection against certain tumours, but we did not expect pizza as a complete meal also to offer such protective powers.'

Nicola O'Connor, of Cancer Research UK, told BBC News Online: 'This study is interesting and the results should probably be looked at in the context of what we already know about the Mediterranean diet and it's association with a lower risk of certain types of cancer.

'But before people start dialling the pizza takeaway, they should consider that pizza can be high in saturated fat, salt and calories.

'In contrast to the classic Italian pizza, UK varieties are often loaded with high fat cheeses and fatty meats, a high intake of which can contribute to obesity, itself a risk factor for cancer.

'Our advice is to enjoy pizza in moderation as part of a balanced diet that includes plenty of vegetables and fruit.'

Mediterranean diet

And Carlo La Vecchia, a Milan-based epidemiologist said pizza-lovers should not see the research as a licence to indulge their fondness for the food.

'There is nothing to indicate that pizza is the only thing responsible for these results.'

He told AFP news agency: 'Pizza could simply be indicative of a lifestyle and food habits, in other words the Italian version of a Mediterranean diet.'

A Mediterranean diet is rich in olive oil, fibre, vegetables, fruit, flour and freshly cooked food - including non-frozen, home-made pizza.




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blahhhh
okay so tomorrow morning, theres the FINAL huge project for this semester. then geo's off my OMGZORZ list.
but then theres still all these other classes.
French is BS because of the teacher. just because of other ppl who choose to piss the teacher off, we learn stuff slowly, and get marked for unassigned assignments.
tech is.. w00t!! i play games there. so i was playing flash strike, rite? and im getting teh  headshot madness
math is.. pwnable. today theres a summative, then i jus pwnt it. evry1 should hav.

and uhhh after all that's done, my blog shall live!

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zZz zZz...
dreams ..

saturday morning:
w00t i did CQC on someone. the guy was huge, so i didnt slam him on the ground as hard as i wanted

sunday morning:
N/A... i was liek ZOMG WHAT TIME IS IT. therefore, i didnt save my dreams.its like how u supposd to shut down a computer from the start menu rather than going for the power buttn

monday morning:
WTF: seriously , wtf? my school's snack bar, aka Hole in the Wall, sold .... PS2's.. for something liek, 400 or 600 dollars. who wants to buy a PS2 for such a price? and i did see someone walking away with the ps2 package




rage!!!!! rofl
err this guy's freaky. its just a fricken computer that doesnt load, and see how he reacts.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZO-GBWWcDA

 i would first like to express myself with this: wtf

translation below, pls scroll down













































here's what he said, and its not mine, found on forums

es werkt nicht, ich will SPIEELLLLEEEEEEEE!!!!

WAS IST LOSS?!!

ich will SPIEELLLLEEEEEEEE!!!!

SHEISSE

DU HURESOHNE...

*slaps keyboard*

WAAAAAAAA WAAAAAAAAAA WAAAAAAAAAA

*breaks keyboard*

WAAAAAAAA WAAAAAAAAAA WOOOOOAAAAAAAAAA

Der escape-knop... wo ist der escape-knop ?

*puts escape button back*

Ich brauch keine hilfe...
Ich brauch keine hilfe...
Ich brauch keine hilfe...
Ich brauch keine hilfe...


then heres what he said, translated


It doesnt work. I want to PLAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

WHATS WRONG?!

I want to PLAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

SHIT

YOU SON OF A BITçH

*slaps keyboard*

WAAAAAAAA WAAAAAAAAAA WAAAAAAAAAA

*breaks keyboard*

WAAAAAAAA WAAAAAAAAAA WOOOOOAAAAAAAAAA

The escape key.... Where did the escape key go?!?

*puts escape button back*

I dont need any help...
I dont need any help...
I dont need any help...
I dont need any help...

etc..


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